meemzsuck

[kyanited]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked
for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on tv this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around
my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage
of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res
of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece


(seen at mosellegreen's)

Comments

[shetan83.livejournal.com]

By inner peace, do you mean... uh... death?

[chuckabutt.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!!!

[demoneyeskyo87.livejournal.com]

LOL, love it, :D!

[turquoise-khris.livejournal.com]

*giggle*